Annie: He looks like he should be making balloon animals at birthday parties. Why do I have to be with balloon animal guy?
Sam: You don’t have to do anything. You just… he sounds great, that’s all. I want you to be happy. And his name’s Sam. Come on, that’s a strong name.
Annie: So listen up. The scene: dinner with #2. Trying to cut him loose. No such luck. So get this. You know how people say beauty’s on the inside? Well, that’s total bullshit. Beauty is on the outside, and I love me some beauty. I mean who doesn’t? But here’s the crazy thing, Sammy boy. I’m listening to Sam #2. Listening because he made me close my eyes… so hot. And he’s making a total case for me and him to be an item. And as he’s talking, it’s like the molecules on his face must have rearranged themselves, because I open my eyes and suddenly I am in front of the most beautiful, gorgeous man… like, a total hottie. And who knew? Sammy 2. That rhymes. And you were right, by the way. It is a strong name.
I named my blog after this.